sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug, via nikkisticks)

quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

(via unpureadventure)

punksherlock:

nohomosherlock:

punksherlock:

scandalinirene:

phall-out-boy:

I Constantly Thank God For Pete

I Thank Petes Not Tragedies 

Thanking Pete Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

The Only Difference Between Thanking Pete and Suicide Is Press Coverage

Time to Thank Pete

(via i-am-so-stumpid)

dunshine:

maybe “thanks pete” will be our “always”

(via hesitantpunk)

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

(Source: twoukofukawa, via ashitakasbabe)

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

(via keepthattchinup)

nosdrinker:

i need someone to obsess over me

(via besitos-for-a-day)


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